Cub Demotivational Poster
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
EVEN THE TEACHERS - couldn't resist his charming ways
GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...
NATURE VS NURTURE -
CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961
THINKING - Outside the box.
GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.
THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands
CHECK ONESELF -
RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!
CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''
ASIAN CHICKS - ANOTHER MYTH BUSTED! -
9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!
THE CHICAGO CUBS - Anyone Can Have a Bad Century
SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…
I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.
FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.
SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.
CUBBYBEAR - contemplating his next poetic chickfake
TOILET MANNERS -
A SHARK - For every situation, dangerous or otherwise.
Baby Animals -
WHY DOES HE -
IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.
POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.
KING OF THE MOUNTAIN -
CURIOSITY - What's The Worse That Can Happen?
A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press
THWARTED - By a piece of cheap plastic. Am I really from the same species as Einstein, Tesla and Newton?
CUBBY BEAR -
NO CUBBY! - Your can´t watch the porn on the hard drive that way!
CUBBY BEAR - The Jedi Knight
CUBBY - Delivering the power of the Falcon-Punch
COURTING - Poor old Cubby. It looks as if he's been stood up.
SLINKY - I guess Cubby won't be pushing this one down the stairs !!
CHICAGO CUBS FANS - Hotter than most
GO CUBS GO - GO CUBS GO HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY THE CUBS ARE GOING TO WIN TODAY
MY NEW CUBICLE - My boss said I was full of shit and this would improve my efficiency at work .
MEANWHILE IN HAWAII -
THIS IS NOT A BRAIN -
SEAL TEAM SIX - Everybody wants to be THEM. Last year, these HARBOR PATROL safeties were in POLOS and BERMUDA shorts.
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS -
GENGHIS KHAN -
THE CUBS - Bad at baseball since 1908.
COMPANION CUBE -
FUTILITY - ;)
RESISTANCE - is futile
CONCEIT - CUBBY WATCH YOURSELF -
one day -
THIS IS IT BOYS - This Is War
TAKE IT EASY -
AND KEEP YOUR SHOES ON PLEASE -
IT'S OFFICIAL... - Everyone Loves The Cubbybear.
Concentration Camps -
USA LIFE EXPECTANCY -
STILL I WATCH -
SUGAR RUSH - Somebody always gets hurt!
CULOS AND CUBBY - from that day forth they were inseparable
CUBAN COFFEE -
EAT YA HEART OUT - Cubby
CUBBYBEAR TRAP - I always knew it would be some hot chick that finally got him
GUESS... - Who's on his way back to the Motifake compound ?
CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!
CUBBYBEAR - still doesn't understand why he wasn't hired as a flight attendant....
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! - Cubby's coming out shortly to talk about motifakes, how 'bout another round of applause for BOOOOOBIIEEEES!
DUD, WTF? -
MRS CUBBYBEAR -
CUBBYBEAR - CHASING BIRDS IS HIS OBSESSION -
LOGICDUDE AND CUBBY BEAR - 9 Months after the Motifake Christmas Party, LD and Cubby admit to getting a little too drunk...
THE OLYMPIC BOBSLED - Cubby's a natural.
SAFESEARCH IS ON - I bet you never expected this when you typed "upskirt images" in the search engine.
THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.
CUBICLE WARRIORS - Preparing for a day of warfare with an indifferent bureaucracy and outright hostile management. The reward? None.
BEAR HUNTING - 14 years til this little princess's barely legal and extra deadly...Cubby
HORATIO - Would he give his wife jewlery for Valentines Day? No, he would ger her an oven mit.
CUBBY'S PETS - this one learnt well
THE CIA - Isn't watching you masturbate, silly. It's Cubbybear =]
CUBBYS OTHER PASTIME - In his spare time CUBBY is quite the puck handler
THE OCEAN - Its around here somewhere...
GOOGLE - It knows better...
SCUBA DIVING - The only legal way to take kids deep underwater breathing air compressed to 3,000 PSI and see what happens...
HYAH MULE HYAH -
CUBBY'S LOGIC -
PSSST...PSSST...CUBBY - Shhhhh...my family's asleep and it's past my bedtime. Just wanted to tell you happy anniversary...later dude.
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